Its too Freaking Hot!!!!

I thought it was about time I added my voice to the world wide "its too freaking hot" chorus: IT'S TOO FREAKING HOT. Seriously, I left home for work the other day and it was 105 degrees (41 celcius). Now, I know your saying to your self, thats in the afternoon. But no, this was at 9 freaking a.m. You know how hot it get that day???? 118 (48 celcius), 118 I tell you. This is unnatural. to make matters worse, you know what the low temp is here??? 95 (35 celcius). This when the brits are complaining about 97 degrees (36 celcius) Ngai fafa, Dios mios, iko joto my people, this is unnatural. IT'S TOO FREAKING HOT.